On Drugs

This is a normal textbook (weighs in at about 3 lbs or 700 pages or 1 and 1/4 inches thick): 

This is your book on drugs:

(weighing in at 10 lbs, over 2600 pages and a whopping 3 and 1/8th inches thick) 

Further evidence that you really should just stay away from drugs. They're bad for you.

And in case you want to see them side by side:

Unfortunately, this picture just makes my textbook look tiny instead of making Ben's textbook look as large as it really is.