Friday, February 27, 2009

I licked Chuck Norris in an elevator because I can.

I got this off of April's blog and I figured I didn't have anything better to blog about, so why not.

Plus, it's entertaining for the whole minute that it takes to do it.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I did the Macarena With
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July----------- I kicked
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------Chuck Norris
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22------- your mom
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- in an elevator
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Write a comment with YOURS! Tee hee.


Heather said...

I yelled at a spoon on your car because I'm NOT crazy.

While a bit gross, yours at least makes sense.

Tyler & Rose-Ellen said...

I loved a smurf in an elevator because I'm cool like that.

Really, not that far off reality's path. Truly I would rather love a smurf than lick chuck norris. You would get a mouth full of red hair.

christy said...

i kicked a goat in the elevator because i think i need serious help

christy said...

cory's is: i had lunch with a gangsterb/c someone offered me 1 million dollars

Brian Hanks said...

I sang to my sister in my bathroom because the voices told me to.